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[ » ] Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
[ » ] Yo mama so poor she cannot afford to pay at10tion!
[ » ] Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
[ » ] Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save mi...
[ » ] Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I...
[ » ] Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick & calls it ...
[ » ] Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock & hit her head on the...
[ » ] Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan & hit her head in Flo...
[ » ] Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
[ » ] Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
[ » ] Yo mama so bald that she took a shower & got brain-washed.
[ » ] Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
[ » ] Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now eve...
[ » ] Yo mama so dark she went to night school & was marked absent!
[ » ] Yo mama so dark she went to night school & was marked absent!
[ » ] Yo mama so dark she went to night school & was marked absent!
[ » ] Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
[ » ] Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
[ » ] Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
[ » ] Yo mama so short she can play h&ball on the curb.
[ » ] Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "S...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "Wha...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly they do not give her a costume when she tried...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Hallo...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, ...
[ » ] Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, ...

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All things may corrupt when minds are prone to evil.
by Ovid
Behold, there ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand.
by Bible
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
by Mae West
If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
The big thieves hang the little ones.
by Czech Proverb


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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