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[ » ] You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) a...
[ » ] Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because...
[ » ] 'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What...
[ » ] What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come...
[ » ] How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !
[ » ] How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went...
[ » ] A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his l...
[ » ] A gentleman was driving a black truck. His lights were not on...
[ » ] If six children & 2 dogs were under an umbrella, how come non...
[ » ] What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The...
[ » ] What's a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.
[ » ] If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise i...
[ » ] Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings & ...
[ » ] What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.
[ » ] What kind of umbrella does the Queen of Engl& carry on a rain...
[ » ] If a b& plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to ...
[ » ] Who is it that everybody lis10s to but nobody believes? The ...
[ » ] Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the chil...
[ » ] Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled ...
[ » ] What's a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !
[ » ] Ole & Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of co...
[ » ] "Gosh, it's raining cats & dogs," said Fred looking out of the ...
[ » ] Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - al...
[ » ] There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out th...
[ » ] Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring ...
[ » ] A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful...
[ » ] There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows ...
[ » ] Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because sh...
[ » ] Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don'...
[ » ] First cave gentleman to 2nd cave gentleman: "I don't care wha...

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