Various animal jokes
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[ » ] What do you call a gigantic polar
bear?
Nothing, you just run ...
[ » ] What animal do you look like when you
get
into the bath ?
A...
[ » ] A lady was walking down the street to
work & she
saw a parrot...
[ » ] There are bats hanging of a branch
upside down, all except on...
[ » ] A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covere...
[ » ] A boy at a cinema notices what looks
like a bear sitting next...
[ » ] Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on
Thanksgiving?
They could...
[ » ] What's a pet's favorite
day?
...Saint Petrick's Day
[ » ] What should you call a bald teddy ?
Fred bear !
[ » ] What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !
[ » ] A gentleman takes his hamster to the vet, &
after a short loo...
[ » ] Why do bears
have fur coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross
a
teddy bear with a pig ?
A te...
[ » ] How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put
him on stilts !
[ » ] Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
pet ?
It lives on ice !
[ » ] What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
Tagliateddy !
[ » ] What's a bear's favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala !
[ » ] Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother p&a'd...
[ » ] What do you call a
big white bear
with a hole in his middle ?...
[ » ] Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, ...
[ » ] How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !
[ » ] What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a grizzly
bear & a harp ?
A bear...
[ » ] What's yellow, comes from Peru, & is
completely unknown ?
W...
[ » ] What do you get
if you cross a
skunk with a bear ?
Winnie t...
[ » ] There's a boy who's hiking in the
woods one day when a bear c...
[ » ] Two hikers are out hiking. All of a
sudden, a bear starts cha...
[ » ] What do you call a lion wearing a
cravat & a flower
in its ge...
[ » ] Why do you never see zebras or
antelopes at Victoria
Station ...
[ » ] What do you call a show full
of
lions ?
The gentlemane even...
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BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.
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