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[ » ] Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to...
[ » ] Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies?...
[ » ] What's Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
[ » ] When the picture of the vampire's gr&mother crashed to the fl...
[ » ] What's a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !
[ » ] What happened to the 2 mad vampires? They both went a little ...
[ » ] What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
[ » ] What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
[ » ] Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.
[ » ] Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The...
[ » ] Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.
[ » ] Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
[ » ] When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.
[ » ] Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really g...
[ » ] What's the first thing that vampires learn at school? The a...
[ » ] Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play ...
[ » ] Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
[ » ] Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at th...
[ » ] What's the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Gen...
[ » ] How does a vampire clean his home? With a victim cleaner.
[ » ] What does a vampire st& on after taking a shower? A bat mat...
[ » ] What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
[ » ] What's a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.
[ » ] Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves ...
[ » ] Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? H...
[ » ] Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed...
[ » ] Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather l...
[ » ] Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ...
[ » ] What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A 2-ye...
[ » ] Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he ...

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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