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[ » ] A blonde asked someone what time it was, & they told her it w...
[ » ] A gentleman had been driving all night & by morning was still...
[ » ] How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You...
[ » ] What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time...
[ » ] What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
[ » ] That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is whe...
[ » ] What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to ...
[ » ] If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty a...
[ » ] Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you h...
[ » ] For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos 2 hundred d...
[ » ] What are your 2 favourite times to party? Daytime & night-tim...
[ » ] 'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits & watches the s...
[ » ] The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off t...
[ » ] Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt l...
[ » ] Why did the lady sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
[ » ] Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,...
[ » ] What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on ...
[ » ] Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a...
[ » ] What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get i...
[ » ] Why did the gentleman put a clock under his desk? He wanted to...
[ » ] One day a gentleman met three beggars. To the first he gave a...
[ » ] Why is the time in the USA behind that of Engl& ? Because En...
[ » ] Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !
[ » ] 1st Rogentleman Soldier: What's the time ? 2nd Rogentleman Sol...
[ » ] While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a col...
[ » ] A gentleman with one watch knows what time it is. A gentleman ...
[ » ] What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
[ » ] What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the str...
[ » ] What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the fam...
[ » ] When is the best time to go shopping? When the shops are open.

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