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[ » ] After my wife & her former best buddy, another Air Force wife...
[ » ] What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.
[ » ] What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.
[ » ] Medical doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Medi...
[ » ] At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken f...
[ » ] Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so...
[ » ] Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just...
[ » ] Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because h...
[ » ] The new office-boy came into his boss's office & said, "I thi...
[ » ] Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire...
[ » ] The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhome rang one evening. When ...
[ » ] Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his K...
[ » ] Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come...
[ » ] A gentleman & a couple of his friends had just finished a rou...
[ » ] Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enoug...
[ » ] How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.
[ » ] What asks no question but dem&s an answer? A doorbell or a rin...
[ » ] What did the gentleman say when he got a big phone bill? "Wh...
[ » ] Why is an engaged lady like a telephone? Because they both hav...
[ » ] If you cross a telephone & a lobster what will you get? Snap...
[ » ] If you cross a telephone & a pair of scissors, what do you ge...
[ » ] What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
[ » ] Why did the lady who worked for the telephone company sing al...
[ » ] Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
[ » ] How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (...
[ » ] How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony...
[ » ] What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a telephone & a marriage bureau ...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a pig & a telephone ? A lot of cr...
[ » ] When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringin...

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