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[ » ] Where do religious school children practice sports? In the p...
[ » ] How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all...
[ » ] Why did the chicken get sent off? For persis10t fowl play!
[ » ] Why were the 2 gentlemanagers sitting around sketching crocke...
[ » ] Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bor...
[ » ] A gentlemanager was being interviewed after he had resigned f...
[ » ] Why was the struggling gentlemange seen shaking the club cat?...
[ » ] Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?...
[ » ] Manager: Our new midfielder cost 10 million. I call him our w...
[ » ] Why do gentlemanagers bring suitcases along to away games? S...
[ » ] Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
[ » ] Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened t...
[ » ] What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spo...
[ » ] What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
[ » ] How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a ...
[ » ] Why do not the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
[ » ] What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champir...
[ » ] Which Engl& player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!
[ » ] Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with & a ...
[ » ] Manager: Twenty teams in the league & you lot finish bottom? ...
[ » ] What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped durin...
[ » ] Why're football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the st&s b...
[ » ] What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A f...
[ » ] Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
[ » ] What's the bank gentlemanager's favourite type of football? ...
[ » ] What part of a football ground is never the same? The changi...
[ » ] What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Brin...
[ » ] Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't ...
[ » ] Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding...
[ » ] Which insect do not play well in goal? The fumble bee!

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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