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[ » ] What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A cryi...
[ » ] What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
[ » ] President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross an alien & a hot drink ? Gravi-...
[ » ] A wogentleman at a gas station noticed a spaceship l&ing in f...
[ » ] Two aliens from outer space l&ed in Las Vegas & were w&ering ...
[ » ] What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its ru...
[ » ] How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
[ » ] What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
[ » ] What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A cryi...
[ » ] What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
[ » ] Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so...
[ » ] Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into spac...
[ » ] Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Gir...
[ » ] Why did the little boy become an astronaut? Because he was to...
[ » ] Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteor...
[ » ] Why do not the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a ...
[ » ] Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as ...
[ » ] Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the e...
[ » ] Two aliens l&ed in the remote countryside & went walking from...
[ » ] Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
[ » ] What did the alien say when his flying saucer l&ed in a stud ...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a student & an alien ? Somethin...
[ » ] What's an astronomer? A night watchgentleman with a college ed...
[ » ] What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
[ » ] Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the big...
[ » ] If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get...
[ » ] What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying...
[ » ] Why're astronauts successful people ? Because they all the ...
[ » ] Why did the little boy become an astronaut ? Because he was ...

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