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[ » ] There where 2 snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are...
[ » ] A old snake goes to see his Medical doctor. "Doc, I need ...
[ » ] Q: What kind of snake is excellent at math? A: An adder.
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfur...
[ » ] What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a snake & a lego set ? A boa c...
[ » ] What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
[ » ] Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because h...
[ » ] What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Tha...
[ » ] What's another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a snake & a pig ? A boar constri...
[ » ] What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
[ » ] What snakes are excellent at sums ? Adders !
[ » ] Which h& would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone...
[ » ] What's a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a trumpet & a serpent ? A snak...
[ » ] What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? ...
[ » ] Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you ...
[ » ] Why cannot you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongue...
[ » ] What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
[ » ] What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a snake & a hotdog ? A fangfur...
[ » ] What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
[ » ] What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
[ » ] Why did the 2 boa constrictors get married ? Because they had...
[ » ] What's the difference between a headmaster & a poisonous snak...
[ » ] What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
[ » ] Why're snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
[ » ] What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
[ » ] What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian D...

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