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[ » ] Teacher: What's 2 & 2?
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's excellent.
P...
[ » ] Teacher: Who can tell me where
Hadrians Wall
is?
Pupil: I ex...
[ » ] Teacher: Why
does the statue of liberty
st& in NY harbour?
P...
[ » ] Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
lost it fighting thi...
[ » ] Teacher: If 1+1=2 & 2+2=4, what is
4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair...
[ » ] When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it
remind him of a...
[ » ] Why did the teacher put the
lights
on?
Because the class was...
[ » ] Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up
& down or across?
T...
[ » ] Great information, teacher says we have a test today
come rain ...
[ » ] Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
was mugged on the wa...
[ » ] An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pup...
[ » ] Where did all the cuts & blood come
from?
The school went on a...
[ » ] What's the worst thing you're likely to
find in the school ca...
[ » ] What kind of food do maths teachers
eat?
Square meals!
[ » ] The food in our school canteen is
perfect.
If your a bug!
[ » ] What's black & white all over &
difficult?
An exam paper!
[ » ] Why'ren't you doing very well in
history?
Because the teacher ...
[ » ] What was King Arthur's favourite
game?
Knights & crosses!
[ » ] Did they play 10nis in ancient Egypt?
Yes,
the bible tells how...
[ » ] Father:
How do you like going to
school?
Son: The going bit ...
[ » ] Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you
to all answer ...
[ » ] Where did the pilgrims l& when they came to
America?
On thei...
[ » ] Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
school
this m...
[ » ] Teacher: Is
Lapl& heavily
populated?
Class: No, there are no...
[ » ] Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
there, what are you ta...
[ » ] Teacher: You aren't paying at10tion to me.
Are you having tro...
[ » ] Teacher: What are
the Great
Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde & F...
[ » ] Son: I cannot go to school today.
Father:
Why not?
Son: I do...
[ » ] Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
then.
Pupil: My dad won't li...
[ » ] I
failed every subject except for
algebra.
How did you keep ...
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BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.
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