Salesmen jokes
joke number 8480
A famous art collector is walking through the
city
when he notices a gentlemangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the
doorway of
a shop & he does a double take. He recognizes that
the saucer is
extremely old & very valuable, so he walks casually
into the shop &
offers to buy the cat for 2 dollars.
The
shopowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The
collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the home to
catch
mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner
says "Sold," & h&s over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey,
for the twenty bucks I wonder if you
could throw in that old saucer.
The cat's used to it & it'll save me
from having to get a
dish."
And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So
far
this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
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