Religious jokes
joke number 8298
I was walking across a bridge one day, & I
saw a gentleman st&ing on
the edge, about to jump off. I immediately
ran over & said "Stop!
Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?"
he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist
Church of the
Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me
too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed
Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879,
or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To
which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" & pushed him off.
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