Religious jokes
joke number 446
A Jewish boy called Jacob finds himself in
dire
trouble. His business has gone bust & he's in serious
financial
trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
He goes
into the synagogue & begins to pray
"God, please
help me, I've lost my business & if I don't get some
money, I'm
going to lose my home as well, please let me win the
lotto".
Lotto night comes & somebody else wins it.
Jacob goes back
to the synagogue.
"God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost
my business, my home
& I'm going to lose my car as
well".
Lotto night comes & Jacob still has no luck!!
Back to the
synagogue.
"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my
business, my home,
my car & my wife & children are starving. I
don't of10 ask you
for help & I've all the time been a excellent servant to
you. Why won't you
just let me win the lotto this one time so
I can get my life back in
order???".
Suddenly there is a
blinding flash of light as the heavens open &
Jacob is confronted
by the voice of GOD himself:
"JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE,
BUY A DAMN TICKET"
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