Police jokes
joke number 436
A new gentleman
is brought into Prison Cell 102.
Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.
The new gentleman looks at the old-timer inquiringly.
The
old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old & worn out.
You'd never
believe that I used to live the life of Riley.
I wintered on the
Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most
beautiful women, &
I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
The new gentleman
asked, "What happened?"
"One day Riley reported his credit cards
missing!"
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