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[ » ] Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? ...
[ » ] Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings...
[ » ] Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Sh...
[ » ] Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, & one says to t...
[ » ] Q: What's the difference between a saxophone & a chainsaw? A...
[ » ] Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower & a soprano sax?...
[ » ] Q: How gentlemany alto sax players does it take to change a l...
[ » ] Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for dire...
[ » ] Q: What's the definition of a gentlegentleman? A: One who know...
[ » ] Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: S...
[ » ] Q: What's the difference between a trombone & a trumpet? A: ...
[ » ] Q: There is a frog driving east & a trombonist walking west. ...
[ » ] Q: How gentlemany lead trumpet players does it take to change...
[ » ] Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Th...
[ » ] Q: What's the difference between a trumpet soloist & King Kon...
[ » ] Q: What's the difference between trumpet players & government...
[ » ] Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A:...
[ » ] Q: What's the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a...
[ » ] Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so...
[ » ] Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
[ » ] Q: What's the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A...
[ » ] Q: What's the difference between a viola & a trampoline? A: ...
[ » ] Q: What is the difference between the first & last desk of a ...
[ » ] Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from vio...
[ » ] Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A viola...
[ » ] Q: Why're violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's ...
[ » ] Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians a...
[ » ] Q: What's the difference between a dog & a viola? A: The dog k...
[ » ] Q: Why cannot you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Re...
[ » ] Q: What's the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist pl...

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