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[ » ] Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: T...
[ » ] Q: How gentlemany drummers does it take to change a lightbulb...
[ » ] Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!
[ » ] Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt &...
[ » ] Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon t...
[ » ] Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beeth...
[ » ] What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuska...
[ » ] When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's pipin...
[ » ] Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Bec...
[ » ] What's musical & h&y in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
[ » ] Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
[ » ] Why did the little boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire f...
[ » ] What's musical & holds gallons & gallons of beer? A barrel ...
[ » ] Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece sui...
[ » ] Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the pian...
[ » ] Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You...
[ » ] Q: Why did the little boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He want...
[ » ] One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The...
[ » ] A down & out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle...
[ » ] 1st gentleman: "My neighbors were screaming & yelling at thre...
[ » ] Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a excell...
[ » ] Hey buddy. How late does the b& play? About half a beat behi...
[ » ] A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case...
[ » ] An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want...
[ » ] How do you make a b&st&? Take away their chairs
[ » ] Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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