Mouse jokes
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Mouse jokes.
[ » ] One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy hugentleman ...
[ » ] What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mousework !
[ » ] What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, ki...
[ » ] What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?
A mouse orga...
[ » ] Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
look silly with lo...
[ » ] Who has large antlers, a high voice & wears
white gloves ?
...
[ » ] How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
to mouse resusci...
[ » ] Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam
!
[ » ] What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat !
[ » ] Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak !
[ » ] What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a f...
[ » ] What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !
[ » ] What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice c...
[ » ] What's a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !
[ » ] What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails &
cannot see ?
Thr...
[ » ] What's small, furry & smells like bacon ?
A hamster !
[ » ] Is there a mouse in the home ?
No, but
there's a moose on the...
[ » ] When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it's raining c...
[ » ] What are crisp, like milk & go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat t...
[ » ] What's small, furry & brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mousekete...
[ » ] What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
...
[ » ] What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !
[ » ] What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !
[ » ] What's gray, squeaky & hangs around in
caves ?
Stalagmice !
[ » ] What mouse was a Rogentleman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !
[ » ] Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!
[ » ] What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
C...
[ » ] What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fi...
[ » ] Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock st...
[ » ] What's gray & furry on
the inside &
white on the outside ?
...
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BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.
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