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[ » ] What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.
[ » ] Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He ...
[ » ] How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
[ » ] What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I do no...
[ » ] How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it d...
[ » ] Why did Frankenstein squeeze his ladyfriend to death? He ha...
[ » ] How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? ...
[ » ] Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through th...
[ » ] What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was ...
[ » ] What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
[ » ] What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wa...
[ » ] Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It'...
[ » ] Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another ama...
[ » ] What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? ...
[ » ] Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety ...
[ » ] What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
[ » ] Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tir...
[ » ] What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.
[ » ] What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the firs...
[ » ] How do you tell a excellent monster from a bad one? If it's a...
[ » ] What do you call a monster with 2 wooden heads? Edward Wood...
[ » ] What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a hea...
[ » ] How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day ga...
[ » ] On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
[ » ] What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The b...
[ » ] Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? ...
[ » ] First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought yo...
[ » ] Did you hear the joke about the 2 monsters who crashed? They...
[ » ] How do you address a monster? Very politely.
[ » ] Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms & no legs?...

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I wish you sunshine on your path and storms to season your journey. I wish you peace in the world in which you live... More I cannot wish you except perhaps love to make all the rest worthwhile.
by Robert A. Ward
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
by William Shakespeare
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.
by Abraham Lincoln


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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