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[ » ] How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a thre...
[ » ] If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dol...
[ » ] What l&s as of10 on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
[ » ] Which is better, an old 10 dollar bill or a new one? An old 10...
[ » ] How did rich people get their money? They were calm & collec...
[ » ] If you had a million dollars & gave away one quarter, & anoth...
[ » ] Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint...
[ » ] Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he ga...
[ » ] If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw ...
[ » ] What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is all the time...
[ » ] Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back...
[ » ] Why shouldn't you carry 2 half dollars in your pocket? Because...
[ » ] What's the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half...
[ » ] How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination...
[ » ] What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside ...
[ » ] A boy noticed that his buddy was troubled & asked what was wr...
[ » ] A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Final...
[ » ] Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son:...
[ » ] Why was the struggling gentlemange seen shaking the club cat ...
[ » ] Q: What do you call counterfeited Gergentleman currency? A:...
[ » ] Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won ...
[ » ] After years of scrimping & saving, a husb& told his wife the ...
[ » ] Q:Why did the gentleman put his money in the freezer? A:('H...

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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
by Fran Lebowitz
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
by George Wallace
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
by Ralph Waldo Emerson


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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