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joke number 391


Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?


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The name AMERGIN means Born of song, and the origin of this name is Celtic/Gaelic.


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