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[ » ] How gentlemany lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Onl...
[ » ] How gentlemany lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Ne...
[ » ] If a lawyer & an IRS agent were both drowning, & you could on...
[ » ] If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how gentlemany orchard...
[ » ] If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a l...
[ » ] If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around ...
[ » ] In the construction field, it is of10 noted that lawyers make...
[ » ] What's the difference between a lawyer & an onion? You cry w...
[ » ] Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction ...
[ » ] Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" ...
[ » ] Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps & Cal...
[ » ] You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake & a lawy...
[ » ] How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interes...
[ » ] How gentlemany lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? N...
[ » ] Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No...
[ » ] Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me t...
[ » ] What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.
[ » ] Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much li...
[ » ] A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Sudde...
[ » ] Why do not Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Bec...
[ » ] What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
[ » ] Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
[ » ] A Frenchgentleman, an Englishgentleman, an American gentleman, ...
[ » ] At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remar...
[ » ] A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case & th...
[ » ] "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a wogentleman to her lawye...
[ » ] Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to ...
[ » ] Q. Why is it that gentlemany lawyers have broken noses? A. F...

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
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