Lawyer jokes
joke number 359
The bar10der asks him
"What'll you have?".
The boy answers,
"A scotch, please". The bar10der h&s him the
drink, &
says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What
are
you talking about? I don't owe you anything for
this".
A lawyer, sitting nearby & overhearing the conversation,
then
says to the bar10der, "You know, he's got you there. In
the original
offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon
acceptance, there
was no stipulation of remuneration". The
bar10der's not impressed,
but says to the boy, "Okay, you
beat me for a drink. But don't
ever let me catch you in here
again".
The next day, same boy
walks into the bar. Bar10der says,
"What the hell are you doing in
here? I cannot believe you've
got the audacity to come back!".
The boy says "What are you talking about? I've never been in
this place in my life", to which the bar10der replies "I'm
nvery sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
To
which the boy replies "Thank you! Make it a scotch."
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