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[ » ] After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to...
[ » ] Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfar...
[ » ] What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinem...
[ » ] What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found tim...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A ...
[ » ] What's big & hairy & climbs up the Empire State Building in a...
[ » ] How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a mo...
[ » ] If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong & died, what...
[ » ] What's as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King K...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A t...
[ » ] Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King P...
[ » ] What's brown & furry on the inside & clear on the outside? ...
[ » ] Why do not King Kong go to Hong Kong? He do not like Chinese ...
[ » ] Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So t...
[ » ] What's big, hairy & can fly faster than sound? King Koncord...
[ » ] If King Kong came to Engl& why would he live in the Tower of ...
[ » ] What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
[ » ] What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I...
[ » ] Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
[ » ] What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? G...
[ » ] What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just ...
[ » ] What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A fl...
[ » ] What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
[ » ] What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat ...
[ » ] Why is King Kong big & hairy? So you can tell him apart from ...
[ » ] How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down & make a noise l...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A me...
[ » ] What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "A...
[ » ] If you crossed King Kong & a bell, what would you have? A di...
[ » ] What's big hairy & can fly ? King Kongcorde !

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