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[ » ] What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !
[ » ] What's a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thov...
[ » ] What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardo...
[ » ] Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !
[ » ] What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait ...
[ » ] What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's b...
[ » ] Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness su...
[ » ] What has four wheels & flies ? A rubbish bin !
[ » ] What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !
[ » ] What's the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
[ » ] What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between 2 buzz-stops...
[ » ] First Caribou: What do you call a bee that cannot make up his...
[ » ] Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out...
[ » ] What happened to the gentleman who turned into an insect ? He ...
[ » ] What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humding...
[ » ] One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, sam...
[ » ] What's the difference between an elephant & a flea? An eleph...
[ » ] What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself ...
[ » ] Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !
[ » ] Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical...
[ » ] What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a ...
[ » ] What's black, yellow & covered in blackberries ? A bramble b...
[ » ] How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
[ » ] First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Se...
[ » ] First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: T...
[ » ] How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they all t...
[ » ] Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow j...
[ » ] What buzzes, is black & yellow & goes along the bottom of the...
[ » ] Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgot10 the words !
[ » ] What kind of bees hum & drop things ? A fumble bee !

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