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[ » ] How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
[ » ] What's the difference between a flea bit10 dog & a bored visi...
[ » ] First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths lik...
[ » ] Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Bo...
[ » ] What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
[ » ] Why don't anteaters get ill? Because they're full of anty-bod...
[ » ] What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
[ » ] What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
[ » ] What are ants called when they run away very fast to get marr...
[ » ] Where do you take a ill wasp? To waspital.
[ » ] What's the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
[ » ] Surveyor: This home is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from fa...
[ » ] How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An inse...
[ » ] If a flea & a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past...
[ » ] A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank thre...
[ » ] How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
[ » ] What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
[ » ] Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
[ » ] Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she wa...
[ » ] What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.
[ » ] Why is it best to be bit10 quickly by one mosquito? Because...
[ » ] Why're mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
[ » ] What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of th...
[ » ] Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken gen...
[ » ] A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you d...
[ » ] How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
[ » ] Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? ...
[ » ] How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
[ » ] One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers & urgi...

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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