FunnyJokesSite.com

Hunting jokes

joke number 5787


Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, & soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle & took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned & began to speak to him! "Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter," said the bear. Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, & then replied, "I want a fur coat."


Similar funny jokes


[ » ] Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out huntin...
[ » ] Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to ...
[ » ] Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. ...
[ » ] What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunt...
[ » ] A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an ag...
[ » ] A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, & an emormous ...



Featured Quote:




Featured Babyname:


The name PRISCILLA means Ancient, and the origin of this name is Latin.


Funny news