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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle & started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster & gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped & fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him & went rolling into the cabin. The gentleman jumped up, closed the cabin door & yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go & get another!"


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