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joke number 5589
Three friends were str&ed on a desert
isl&. After several weeks with no food & no drinking water, they were
beginning to lose heart.
Suddenly, a bottle floated into the
shore & a beautiful genie popped
out. She said "I've three
wishes to grant. Each of you gentlegentleman can
make one wish come true."
Friend number one got excited. He said "I wish I was in Las Vegas
with
dice in one h& & a drink in the other, surrounded by
music, food,
& beautiful women." Instantly he was gone, his wish
granted.
Friend number 2 smiled & said, "I wish I was back home
right now
with my wonderful wife & our 2 small children, at our
log cabin in
the woods sitting in front of the fire & singing
Christmas carols
together." Just like that, he disappeared.
The genie asked the remaining gentleman, "And what do you wish for?"
He
answered, "Gee, I wish I had my buddies back to help me
dec
ide..."
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