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joke number 314
Big Louie the
Torpedo was becoming
increasingly curious about one of the newer members of
his mob, Benny the
Rod. Benny had been in the business for gentlemany years in
another part of
the country. During that time he had garnered quite a
reputation
for being the most conscientious & honorable hit gentleman
available. He
was also considered quite eccentric, perhaps odd, in that for
the
last 10 years or so he all the time kept one h& in his pocket -
clutching his cold steel weapon in readiness (hence the nickname, Benny the
Rod).
When Benny arrived at Louie's office, the question was
put to him.
"So what's the story with you & this here gun of
yours, eh? Like,
are you scared or somethin' or you just want to
all the time be ready or
what?"
"Not scared ..." Benny growled,
"been doin' it dis way ever since
me sister-in-law's weddin' 'bout
10 10 years ago now".
"Oh yeah? ... so ...?"
"Wel
l, I used ta know her fiance at da time - a no excellent chisler. He
never even loved the goil so much ... but he made her happy & so I kept
me mouth shut about it", Benny explained.
Louie leaned in,
expecting the point of the matter.
"And since dat time I gotta do
it dis way".
"But WHY?!", Louie as a final point dem&ed?
"Well,
I was at da wedding", grumbled Benny, & I wasn't about to
say
nuttin' about it then, so now I gotta do like da preacher said
...
"Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece!"
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