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[ » ] "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked ...
[ » ] A stallion & a mare where due to get married, but the stallion ...
[ » ] As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomin...
[ » ] Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came...
[ » ] Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry & bit at...
[ » ] Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of ...
[ » ] Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa...
[ » ] Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He...
[ » ] Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He ...
[ » ] Did you hear about the Irishgentleman who couldn't tell the d...
[ » ] Did you hear about the gentleman who ate nothing but oats eve...
[ » ] Did you hear about the gentleman who named his horse Radish?
[ » ] Did you hear about the gentleman who received a tip on a hors...
[ » ] Did you hear about the gentleman with five keen senses? He s...
[ » ] Did you hear about the overweight gentleman who took up horse...
[ » ] Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?...
[ » ] Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you...
[ » ] Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? ...
[ » ] How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? H...
[ » ] How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?...
[ » ] How do you go about hiring a horse? Try 2 pairs of stilts!
[ » ] How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
[ » ] How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
[ » ] How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with ...
[ » ] How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
[ » ] What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? ...
[ » ] What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? ...
[ » ] What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his...
[ » ] What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitti...
[ » ] What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!

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