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[ » ] Wogentleman: Why're you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I do no...
[ » ] "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, & Christopher Col...
[ » ] What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.
[ » ] "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "R...
[ » ] Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgivin...
[ » ] Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another ...
[ » ] What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Rogentleman...
[ » ] Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
[ » ] Where did the pilgrims l& when they came to America ? On the...
[ » ] Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't li...
[ » ] Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one ...
[ » ] If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported ...
[ » ] When did Caesar reign ? I do not know he reigned. Of course h...
[ » ] Why did the Rogentlemans build straight roads ? So their sol...
[ » ] What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule th...
[ » ] Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Be...
[ » ] Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner h...
[ » ] Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
[ » ] What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights & crosses !
[ » ] What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
[ » ] What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
[ » ] When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they ...
[ » ] What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate ...
[ » ] What famous chiropodist ruled Engl& ? William the Corn-cutter!
[ » ] Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
[ » ] Why did Henry VIII've so gentlemany wives ? He liked to chop &...
[ » ] What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to ...
[ » ] Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
[ » ] I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk & t...
[ » ] My teacher reminds me of history She's all the time repeati...

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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