Heaven and hell jokes
joke number 5456
A cat & a mouse died on the same
day & went up to Heaven. At the top they met God & he asked them
'How do you like it so far?'
The mouse replied 'It's
great, but can I get a pair of roller
skates?' God said 'Sure', &
he gave him a pair of roller skates.
The next day God saw the
cat & asked him 'How do you like it up here
so far?' & the cat
replied 'Great, I do not know you had meals on
wheels up
here!'
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OKALANI means Heaven, and the origin of this name is Hawaiian.
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