Heaven and hell jokes
joke number 304
Three men died in a car accident &
met
Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.
The Lord spoke unto
them saying, "I will ask you each a simple
question. If you tell the
truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you
lie....Hell is
waiting for you.
To the first gentleman the Lord asked, "How gentlemany times
did you cheat on your
wife?" The first gentleman replied, "Lord, I was a
excellent husb&. I never
cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very
excellent! Not only will I
allow you in, but for being faithful to your
wife I will give you a huge
gentlemansion & a limo for your
transportation.
To the second gentleman the Lord asked, "How gentlemany times did you
cheat on
your wife?" The second gentleman replied, "Lord, I cheated on my
wife twice."
The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for
your
unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom home & a BMW.
To the third gentleman the Lord asked, "So, how gentlemany times did y
ou cheat on
your wife?" The third gentleman replied, "Lord, I cheated on
my wife about
8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come
in, but for
your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment,
& a Yugo for
your transportation.
A couple hours later
the second & third men saw the first gentleman crying
his eyes out. "Why
are you crying?" the 2 men asked. "You got the
gentlemansion & limo!"
The first gentleman replied, "I'm crying because I saw
my wife a little
while ago, & she was riding a skateboard!"
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