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[ » ] A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in...
[ » ] Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
[ » ] I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterda...
[ » ] How do frogs gentlemanage to lay so gentlemany eggs ? They sit...
[ » ] What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
[ » ] What do headmasters & bullfrogs have in common ? Both have ...
[ » ] What jumps up & down in front of a car ? Froglights !
[ » ] What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled...
[ » ] Why did the toad become a lighthome keeper ? He had his own f...
[ » ] What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hopper...
[ » ] What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong ...
[ » ] When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !
[ » ] Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
[ » ] What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
[ » ] Whats green & can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups ...
[ » ] Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its...
[ » ] Whats green & goes round & round at 100 miles an hour ? A f...
[ » ] Whats green & goes round & round at 100 miles an hour ? A f...
[ » ] Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
[ » ] How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !
[ » ] What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
[ » ] Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a frog & a dog ? A croaker spani...
[ » ] What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?...
[ » ] What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad s&als !
[ » ] What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? Th...
[ » ] Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They all the tim...
[ » ] Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks al...
[ » ] What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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