Frog jokes
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[ » ] What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !
[ » ] Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croak of gold at th...
[ » ] What do you call a 100
year old frog ?
An
old croak !
[ » ] What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the F...
[ » ] What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!
[ » ] What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak &
dagger agent !
[ » ] What do you call a lady with a frog in her
hair ?
Lily !
[ » ] How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !
[ » ] What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !
[ » ] Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you eve...
[ » ] Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
& comes with ...
[ » ] What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time ...
[ » ] Where do frogs leave their hats & coats
?
In the croakroom ...
[ » ] Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !
[ » ] Why do not the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husb& spawn...
[ » ] What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.
[ » ] What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you'...
[ » ] Why did the toad become a
lighthome keeper?
He had his own ...
[ » ] What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?
[ » ] Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They all the time
want to p...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Some...
[ » ] Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A...
[ » ] What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub ...
[ » ] Q: Why're
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!
[ » ] Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."
[ » ] A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loa...
[ » ] Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured prin...
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BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.
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