Food jokes
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Food jokes.
[ » ] Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey
Baby, what's SH...
[ » ] One day, Bill & Tom went to a
restaurant for
dinner. As soon ...
[ » ] A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant.
First, h...
[ » ] A customer was bothering the
waiter in a
restaurant. First, h...
[ » ] A family of three tomatoes
were walking
downtown one day when...
[ » ] On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pan...
[ » ] The snack bar next door to an
atom smasher
was called "The Fi...
[ » ] A new chef from India
was fired a week after
starting the job...
[ » ] A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. Th...
[ » ] The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, &
Chocolate.
[ » ] A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
suffers from pic...
[ » ] Overweight is something that just sort of
snacks up on you.
[ » ] Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay
waiter."
[ » ] I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I...
[ » ] When the waitress in a
NY City restaurant brought
him the sou...
[ » ] In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
32-year-old gentle...
[ » ] Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars excellent to
eat?
Father: ...
[ » ] An elderly couple were killed in an accident &
found themselves...
[ » ] Q: Ever wonder
about people who pay $2 for a
bottle of Evian ...
[ » ] A lady was picking through the
frozen turkeys
at the grocery ...
[ » ] A friend & I were st&ing in line at a
fast-food restaurant, w...
[ » ] The
American tourist in Dublin had been
complaining a great d...
[ » ] A gentleman
went into a deli shop & took a seat
at the lunch ...
[ » ] What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, ...
[ » ] At a dinner party, one
of the guests, an
obnoxiously loud you...
[ » ] "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you p...
[ » ] Q. What's worse
than finding a worm in the
apple you're eatin...
[ » ] What's the title of the new Vietnamamese
cookbook ?
100 wa...
[ » ] What's red & invisible?
No
tomatoes.
[ » ] Why did the grape cross the road?
To get
away from the grape...
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