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[ » ] What's grey & hairy & lives on a gentleman's face? A mousetac...
[ » ] Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cre...
[ » ] What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter...
[ » ] Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one...
[ » ] Fred: You've got a Rogentleman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesa...
[ » ] Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face & figure of ...
[ » ] I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exceptio...
[ » ] Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear ...
[ » ] Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think ...
[ » ] Wife to Husb&: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teen...
[ » ] Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. ...
[ » ] Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it ...
[ » ] You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a comp...
[ » ] First Witch: I like your toad. He all the time has such a nic...
[ » ] How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot ...
[ » ] Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl...
[ » ] My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the li...
[ » ] Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfa...
[ » ] What's the hottest part of a gentleman's face? His sideburns...
[ » ] Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the...
[ » ] Why is your face all scratched ? My ladyfriend said it with fl...
[ » ] Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came o...
[ » ] I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you hav...
[ » ] Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could rin...
[ » ] Q.What do me & a mirror have in common? A.When we see your fa...
[ » ] "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that tr...
[ » ] Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to sc...
[ » ] Witch: Medical doctor, I cannot help pulling ugly faces. Medi...
[ » ] A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he sa...
[ » ] Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I...

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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