Ethnic jokes
joke number 249
A US
Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the bushes right by the
border fence, he pulls him out &
says "Sorry, you know the law, you've
got to go back across the
border right now."
The mexican gentleman pleads with them, "No, noooo
Senior, I must stay in de
USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol
Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard
for him & says
"Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words
in a
sen10ce".
The Mexican gentleman of course agrees.
The Border Patrol
Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink &
Yellow. Now use
them in 1 sen10ce."
The Mexican gentleman thinks really hard for
about 2 minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green,
Green, Green, I Pink it up & sez
Yellow?"
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