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[ » ] Q: What's the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow cl...
[ » ] 'We're going to play elephants & circuses,' said a little boy...
[ » ] Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hi...
[ » ] What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross an elephant & a kangaroo ? Big ...
[ » ] How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf ...
[ » ] Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? B...
[ » ] Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Bec...
[ » ] Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up...
[ » ] What's grey & moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet prope...
[ » ] What's big & grey & wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera...
[ » ] What's grey, st&s in a river when it rains & doesn't get wet ...
[ » ] What's grey & never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
[ » ] What's grey & goes round & round ? An elephant in a washing ma...
[ » ] What's big & grey & lives in a lake in Scotl& ? The Loch Ne...
[ » ] What's yellow on the outside & grey on the inside ? An eleph...
[ » ] What's big & grey & protects you from the rain ? An umbrella...
[ » ] What's big, grey & flies straight up ? An elecopter !
[ » ] What weighs 4 tons & is bright red ? An elephant holding its b...
[ » ] What's blue & has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
[ » ] What's grey & wrinkly & jumps every twenty seconds ? An elep...
[ » ] What goes up slowly & comes down quickly ? An elephant in a ...
[ » ] What has 3 tails, 4 trunks & 6 feet ? An elephant with spare p...
[ » ] What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephan...
[ » ] What's grey & lights up ? An electric elephant !
[ » ] What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
[ » ] What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers & cheers you up when ...
[ » ] What grey, has a w&, huge wings & gives money to elephants ? ...
[ » ] What's grey, beautiful & wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant...
[ » ] What's the difference between an injured elephant & bad weath...

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