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[ » ] My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
[ » ] How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it...
[ » ] What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneeze...
[ » ] Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they cannot re...
[ » ] Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant ...
[ » ] What's worse than raining cats & dogs ? Raining elephants !
[ » ] How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
[ » ] Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a...
[ » ] Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway...
[ » ] How do you make an elephant s&wich? First of all, you get a...
[ » ] How does an elephant go up a tree? It st&s on an acorn & wait...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable ...
[ » ] Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the eleph...
[ » ] What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
[ » ] Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're eas...
[ » ] Why're elephants large, grey & wrinkly? Because if they were s...
[ » ] Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get ...
[ » ] Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the...
[ » ] Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they s...
[ » ] Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the...
[ » ] Why did the elephant eat the c&le? He wanted a light snack!
[ » ] Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyo...
[ » ] Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!
[ » ] It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephan...
[ » ] An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he ...

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