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[ » ] Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Becau...
[ » ] Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyran...
[ » ] Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down...
[ » ] Q: What's green & purple & goes up & down? A: Barney in an e...
[ » ] Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?...
[ » ] Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken...
[ » ] Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? ...
[ » ] Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of ...
[ » ] Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making busin...
[ » ] Q4: What's the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A:...
[ » ] Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
[ » ] Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones o...
[ » ] Q: Why do not the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? ...
[ » ] Q: What do you get when you put a bomb & a dinosaur together?...
[ » ] Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus...
[ » ] Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-...
[ » ] Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
[ » ] Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she...
[ » ] Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat...
[ » ] Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry h...
[ » ] Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They cannot ...
[ » ] Why did the dinosaur walk on 2 legs? To give the ants a chan...
[ » ] Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 & four in...
[ » ] Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
[ » ] Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their le...
[ » ] Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in...
[ » ] How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask...
[ » ] How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your home? His tric...
[ » ] Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on...
[ » ] What's red on the outside & green on the inside? A dinosaur ...

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