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[ » ] A wogentleman goes into the local informationpaper office to ...
[ » ] A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lam...
[ » ] A wogentleman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements f...
[ » ] Sam was on his death bed, & his wife & children were gathered...
[ » ] What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti & a dead ...
[ » ] What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air & smells? A ...
[ » ] What's the difference between a musician & a dead body? One...
[ » ] What has four legs, a tail, whiskers & flies? A dead cat.
[ » ] What do you call a gentleman who has been dead & buried for t...
[ » ] What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset...
[ » ] What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
[ » ] Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
[ » ] First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No,...
[ » ] Did you hear about the gentleman who left his job at the mort...
[ » ] Did you hear about the 2 men who were cremated at the same ti...
[ » ] If a gentleman was born in Engl&, raised in America & died in...
[ » ] Medical doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll...
[ » ] Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's...
[ » ] Why did the monster take a dead gentleman for a drive in his ...
[ » ] Teacher: If I had 10 flies on my desk, & I swatted one, how g...
[ » ] Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just lo...
[ » ] Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the w...
[ » ] Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she...
[ » ] I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Wel...
[ » ] A monster & a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to...
[ » ] Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers t...
[ » ] The gentleman who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Sa...
[ » ] A chemist, a shopkeeper & a teacher were sen10ced to death by...
[ » ] At the inquest into her husb&'s death by food poisoning Mrs W...
[ » ] A gentleman is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence...

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