Dead and dying jokes
joke number 3434
A gentleman
is calling on his best friend
to pay a condolence call the day after the
friend's wife has died.
When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to
go in
& see if everything is all right. Upon entering the home,
the gentleman
discovers his friend in the living room kissing a
mate.
"Jack", says the gentleman, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend
looks up & says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm
doing?"
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