FunnyJokesSite.com

Dance jokes

You can find here plenty of jokes from category: Dance jokes.

[ » ] Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your p...
[ » ] Q. What do you call 2 line dancers doing the dance Shoot the ...
[ » ] Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Le...
[ » ] Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
[ » ] Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dr...
[ » ] What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
[ » ] Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
[ » ] Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to...
[ » ] Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The bargentleman says ...
[ » ] How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
[ » ] What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they ...
[ » ] What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
[ » ] What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
[ » ] What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
[ » ] What's the difference between a dancer & a duck? One goes quic...
[ » ] What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
[ » ] Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the to...
[ » ] What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of...
[ » ] What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
[ » ] What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer ...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross an insect & a dance ? A cricket...
[ » ] Where can you dance in California? San Fr&isco.
[ » ] I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that?...
[ » ] How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
[ » ] Who is tall, dark & a great dancer ? Dark Raver !
[ » ] Q. What's excellent for your soul but not your soles? A. Lined...
[ » ] How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium & not from...
[ » ] An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up b...
[ » ] Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo & the char...
[ » ] Why don't dogs make excellent dancers ? Because they have 2 le...

Pages: [1] [2]


Featured Quote:




Featured Babyname:


The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


Funny news