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[ » ] Several years ago, Andy was sen10ced to prison. During his st...
[ » ] A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be ex...
[ » ] Two men, sen10ced to die in the electric chair on the same da...
[ » ] A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly t...
[ » ] Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why w...
[ » ] A shoplifter was caught red-h&ed trying to steal a watch from...
[ » ] A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a c...
[ » ] It was Rocky's first night in the peni10tiary. All of the inm...
[ » ] Several years ago, Andy was sen10ced to prison. During his stay...
[ » ] Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is...
[ » ] Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? ...
[ » ] When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely ...
[ » ] What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A ...
[ » ] Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal...
[ » ] The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs...
[ » ] Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
[ » ] "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I nee...
[ » ] A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed 2 fingers at ...
[ » ] A wogentleman woke her husb& in the middle of the night. "There...
[ » ] Fred: We had a burglary last night, & they took everything exce...
[ » ] Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean ...
[ » ] What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?...
[ » ] Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, s...
[ » ] Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery shop because you were...
[ » ] I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!
[ » ] Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Yo...
[ » ] "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judg...
[ » ] A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his ha...
[ » ] Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.
[ » ] Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any excellent, it only...

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