Criminal jokes
joke number 184
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners? Why
would you care if a gentleman you're planning to kill
anyway, kills himself?
Does it spoil the fun?
I also think
about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day
before his
execution, gentlemanaged to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a
hospice, saved his life, then brought him back to prison & killed
him.
Apparently, just to anger him.
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