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[ » ] Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing ...
[ » ] What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any ...
[ » ] Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. ...
[ » ] Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their hor...
[ » ] A gentleman climbed over a fence into a field to pick some fl...
[ » ] A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be mil...
[ » ] Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go b...
[ » ] Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor...
[ » ] Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutle...
[ » ] Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, ...
[ » ] How did cows feel when the br&ing iron was invented? They we...
[ » ] How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
[ » ] How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!
[ » ] What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
[ » ] How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
[ » ] How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
[ » ] How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
[ » ] How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
[ » ] How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of u...
[ » ] I cannot decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm...
[ » ] I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I cannot f...
[ » ] If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half ...
[ » ] If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would yo...
[ » ] If you crossed 2 cows with a flock of ducks, what would you g...
[ » ] If you had a gun & you were being chased by a bull & a mounta...
[ » ] If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream ...
[ » ] In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
[ » ] Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
[ » ] I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! ...
[ » ] Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you...

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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