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Christmas jokes
You can find here plenty of jokes from category: Christmas jokes.[ » ] What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells...
[ » ] Why're Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop th...
[ » ] What did the bald gentleman say when he got a comb for Christ...
[ » ] Why is a burning c&le like being thirsty ? Beacause a little...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?...
[ » ] What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform sho...
[ » ] What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
[ » ] Can I've a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detectiv...
[ » ] Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats wh...
[ » ] What do you call a gentleman who claps at Christmas ? Santap...
[ » ] Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because...
[ » ] Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both h...
[ » ] What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while del...
[ » ] What's fat & jolly & runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on...
[ » ] Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot ...
[ » ] Mum, Can I've a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey lik...
[ » ] What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop ...
[ » ] Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's all the t...
[ » ] What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
[ » ] Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your tee...
[ » ] What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
[ » ] Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward t...
[ » ] How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry C...
[ » ] Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he do not get wet! Why...
[ » ] What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired a...
[ » ] How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !
[ » ] Why're Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Beca...
[ » ] What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? ...
[ » ] What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas...
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