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[ » ] What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
[ » ] JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll hav...
[ » ] ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?...
[ » ] How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
[ » ] Who sings "Love me 10der", & makes Christmas toys? Santa's ...
[ » ] Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his gentlemanners th...
[ » ] What's the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
[ » ] What does Santa say when he is ill? OH OH NO!
[ » ] How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid...
[ » ] Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low e...
[ » ] What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet & the or...
[ » ] What was wrong with the little boy's br& new toy electric tra...
[ » ] What was so excellent about he neurotic doll the lady was giv...
[ » ] Once upon a time there was a little lady who wanted a kit10 f...
[ » ] It was Christmas eve, & Santa was really busy making his list...
[ » ] "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said i...
[ » ] Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low...
[ » ] What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
[ » ] What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprou...
[ » ] Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa ...
[ » ] Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.
[ » ] Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proct...
[ » ] Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Pran...
[ » ] Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all ...
[ » ] What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their...

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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.
by Hubert H. Humphrey


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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