Children jokes
joke number 2843
A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of allegiance to
the flag. The schoolteacher said,
O.K. children begin by putting
your h& over your little heart & repeat
with me, I pledge
allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is
your h& over your butt
cheek instead of your heart? Johnny relied! I
cannot. Teacher asks,
why not? Well you see, when my ant comes over to
pick me up &
pats my bottom & says, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART!!!!!!
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GUINEVERE means White Wave, and the origin of this name is Welsh.
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